Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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