i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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