You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
