Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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