The maid of honor just puked.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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