Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
