My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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