my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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