He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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