Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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