can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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