glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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