I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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