Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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