Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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