oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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