heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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