I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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