she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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