Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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