She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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