I need help removing her.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just want nice things and good sex
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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