So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
