Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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