At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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