so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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