She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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