gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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