He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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