Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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