Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she smelled like a LAN party
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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