Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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