Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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