i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
we're so committed to being not committed
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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