i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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