At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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