med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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