She said her name was "party"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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