I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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