My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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