Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
