He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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