I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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