They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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You. Win. At. Life.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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