well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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