I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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