I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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