I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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