Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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