What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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